you ever think about the other sperm you beat out to exist?
the concert pianists?
but you, the tumblr blogger
the most unrealistic thing about high school musical is that they let ryan wear hats in class
'what's in their DNA? i mean, damn. honestly.’
'unicorn piss and the tears of fallen angels, probably'
“I don’t feel very much like Pooh today,” said Pooh.
"There there," said Piglet. "I’ll bring you tea and honey until you do.”